To My Fans....Both of Them

on Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Here is an autographed photo of the Lone Grey Squirrel hanging out. Since I cannot sign it (no opposable thumbs!), I have left my paw prints.

To my fans, both of them (Odat & Michael),

Thank you for asking for my autograph. You have made me a happy squirrel. I know that it was only out of sympathy and pity but I'll take it. I have no shame.

I have a vegan message for you: "Give Peas a Chance!"

All together now, " All we are saying, is Give Peas a Chance....."

LGS Passing Out.

**Please note: No squirrel was hurt in creating this parody. I do not do drugs. I am only burning my parking tickets and finding immense satisfaction!

*** Dear gentle readers, in actual fact, I was born too late to be a flower child but I have always been drawn to the concept of communes, "make love not war", long hair, etc. With exception of drugs (I am completely against anything that impairs my mind), I might well have been in the hippie scene if I was born earlier and in the USA. (there being no hippie scene in ultra-conservative Malaysia).


Janice Thomson said...

Gosh LGS I can always count on a wonderful day when I read your posts. I'm either left laughing, as with today's post, or simply in awe of your wonderful words. I hope you stay in the blogging world for a LONG time. I thoroughly enjoyed this post with it's genuine sense of humor...tell me, are all squirrels this funny?

Anonymous said...

give peas a chance..LMAO!
good one.:)

molly said...

Oh ,I wanted your autograph too....just ,for some reason, known only to blogger, I couldn't post a comment yesterday! You look very hip as a flower-squirrel....

Cheryl said...

Very cute!

Jo said...

Okay, I just spritzed my cocoa all over my computer screen. LGS, you are too funny!

I needed a giggle, thank you!


geewits said...

I just read your last post. I am the same way with nerves and anxiety. Maybe you should give yourself credit for the government taking action on your recommendation. You never know. As for wishing you could have been a hippie - blech. I grew up with that and it was gross. Nothing looks sadder than the old people that never grew out of it - THEY STILL EXIST!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Only the hairy ones are funny. The hairless ones are mangy and grumpy and just run as fast as you can if you see a squirrel with foam around the mouth.

top cat
You know the song, I think?

Feel free to use my paw prints.
thanks (Blushing).

I think your computer screen must be very colorful with each splash of stains having its unique history.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Sorry. Don't know how I missed your comment. You grew up with it so you have every right to say blech! I didn't and I guess I get a romanticised version of being a hippie but there's something about long hair, walking barefooted, sleeping on the beach etc. Guess i should take your word for it. Peace, sister. It's all cool.

Drizel said...

whhooohooooo..I am way late for the Hippie scene but would have fit in....also no drugs...whhhoooohooo.....and I also say GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.....hihihih....keep save:)

StayAtHomeKat said...

I had a bad night at work....more of the same....not getting seated properly....It is sad and frustrating.....the bears are getting to me. I am tired of being sad and upset.

Becky Wolfe said...

You crack me up. I shall smile this goofy grin all the way to work (a 5 minute drive) and hopefully it will carry me thru my dreadfully dull morning there!

And I love peas so I guess they have their chance with me!

Tai said...


Peas...I LOVE peas. I'll give peas a chance (and a gentle bath of butter, dash of salt, dash of pepper...)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Sounds as if we are two peas in the pod. If we were hippies, we would probably say that we were hippies in another life. We might have met in the same hippie commune. Peas, sister.

are you okay? I am real concerned about these bears that you keep mentioning. Same one in your photos? If you want a listening ear, you could email me. My email is in my profile. Thinking and praying for you.

I really think you are so fortunate. You live in a great place surrounded by natural beauty. You work surrounded by natural beauty and you only have a five minute commute. *sigh* Glad I brought a goofy grin to your face. I have a spaced-out look as I think about your wonderful surroundings.

didn't you write about liking peas once? Or did I hallucinate that while under the influence of burning parking tickets?

Anonymous said...

I too was a hippie wanna be. Born in 1966 and missed the whole thing!

I just read your last post and really feel for you! That must be nerve racking doing interviews! Just say lots of prayers before you go on and the Lord will help you through it. But then you probably already knew that didn't you?! :)

Open Grove Claudia said...

I now have the image of the pot smoking squirrel permanently embeded in my brain. Very funny.

.Tom Kapanka said...

I have several of your cousin squirrels living in the four oaks in my backyard. It's currently snowing hard here and they are tucked in safe and sound.

ivan said...

That is one hip squirrel.

Go-Go dancers in bg would be nice.


JR's Thumbprints said...

Gee that's one big blunt.

kimber said...

Whirled Peas... gotta love it!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

I thought so! More similarities.

You need professional help if you find yourself daydreaming of pot smoking squirrels.

Good to hear that all's well with Cousins Joe, Buck, Ellen and Missy.

If it were pot, the go-go dancers would be bumping and grinding inside the mind.

Blunt? Thank you, I think.

Exactly. All we want is Whirled Peas. ( I wonder if other readers get it).

Odat said...

awwww THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!! I'm printing it out and hanging it on my wall of fame!!!
Nice bandana..very becoming too!
Peace (peas)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Your wall of fame!?! I am so honored. Thank you. :)

Anonymous said...

Cute squirrel!

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