I want to talk about statistics. On a Friday night? Don't worry, there is a 50 percent chance that you will enjoy it.
Some people say that you can use statistics to prove almost anything. I suspect they may be right. Here are a collection of some thought provoking statistics.
- 42.7 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- 50% of married couples are either male or female.
- 1/7 of our lives are wasted on Mondays!
- About half the people you meet will be below average.
- Three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
- 9 out of 10 readers of this blog think that LGS was too Lazy to come up with something original this Friday.
- And finally..........
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21 comments:
Now those are truly useful statistics.
Well then, 1 out of 10 readers think you are a wonderfully creative philosophical writer...
not too shabby.
Eeuuuwww!
One hundred per cent of people are convinced that the shoe was designed for the foot.
Once again - you jist crack me up.... so its 100% thumbs up from this 0.00000000000000000000001 % of the world
I must remember the cat one...
These were hilarious.
It must have been a long week Squirrel! But at least we got a laugh out of it!
dr. john.
10% of all statistics is of some use!
claire,
Thank you for being that special 10%.
pam,
Now why does my toothbrush smell like chicken liver?
ivan,
Can't argue with the majority there!
msw,
Are you a statistician?
janice,
Do you have cats?
molly,
It was indeed a long week and another long week coming up.
25% of this year I will spent in a New Zealand winter. Ha I am as smart as you!!
and yet 4 out of 5 cats will do precisely that!
Funny post. Now I can sleep with all this wonderful knowledge :)
violetsky, so true! I'm sure my cat would do that if she knew toothbrushes exist!
Marja,
Isn't statistics easy and fun?
violetsky,
Haha. More reasons why I do not have a cat.
urban animal,
How can you sleep soundly when 4 out of 5 cats are doing dental mischief?!!
LGS, the odds that I would read this post and laugh are about 100 percent. Right on!
50% of the people in this house read your blog and love it!
squirrelmama,
Thank you. Statistics can be fun if you have fun with statistics! :)
geewits,
Thank you kindly. Now what do we do to win over the other 50%?
love lolcats! you set a nice twist to this picture. how fun!
cabcree,
Thanks. Are you a cat lover perchance?
ahahahahahahahahahahaha... This is very fun! :) Thanks!
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