Romance at the Speed of Light

on Monday, January 15, 2007

Recently, Dave, managed to dig up an old advertisement poster where the Canadian Government tried to encourage women to go west and get married with statements like “anything in skirts stands a chance”. It of course reminded me of how different things are today. Women, for one would not stand for this kind of malarkey. We have all grown more mature as a global culture and are better educated on issues like etiquette, equality, respect and commitment. Yeah, right (sarcasm).

In today’s mad rush of living, is there time for love, romance and family? Many people are finding it hard to cope. Some caring governments are once again entering the fray to help out and surely the award for the most “caring” government goes to Singapore.

Singaporean professionals are too busy spending more hours than there are in a day, just to achieve the minimum 5 C’s required to enter the dating game. How are the poor dears ever going to find a match and get married? The super-caring Singapore Government has been in a huff and a puff over the fact that fewer citizens were getting married and many of them later in life. Even when married, the couples were not productive. According to statistics for 2002, Singaporean women give birth to 1.37 babies in a lifetime, down from 1.87 in 1990. Since a replacement level of 2.1 is required to keep a country’s natural population stable, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong elevated baby-making to a national priority. The concern was that the declining fertility rate would lead to economic crisis, increased security risk and political instability.

With admirable determination, the Singaporeans took action on bachelors and bachelorettes. In 1984, the Working Committee on Marriage and Procreation was formed with the task of increasing the birth-rate. Figuring that Singaporeans respond well to financial incentives, they introduced the “baby bonus’ incentives. I do not have figures to show how successful this program was.

This did not solve the issue of fewer and later marriages. Thus the Social Development Unit or SDU was formed which came out with 70 recommendations for increasing baby production. SDU was to succeed where earlier efforts failed because they would tackle issues like dating and matchmaking because as was said earlier, hardworking Singaporeans do not have time for such distractions. SDU’s efforts have earned them the nickname of Single, Desperate and Ugly.

Not swayed by such popular opinion, SDU went on to implement their plan which included compulsory dating courses in the first year of Universit, the “Love Boat Cruises” and the “Love Plane Flights” which include on-board lectures on seduction. The latter two, were subsidized holidays for singles and I believe, if any couple ended up getting married, the fare for the holiday was reimbursed.

Nowadays, Single, Desperate and Ugly hides behind their campaign brand of “Romancing Singapore” which organizes state-sponsored matchmaking events like speed dating (e.g. meet 6 guys/gals in 60 minutes), rock climbing for couples (an opportunity to get sweaty), love boat river race and midnight walks, just to name a few.

SDU produced an official eight-page guidebook called "When Boy Meets Girl! The Chemistry Guide” which teaches busy engineers and IT nerds how to court a girl, where to go, and what to do on a date.
Don't you hate it when
the chemistry's all wrong?

Singapore even has its own celebrity love guru, Dr. Wei, who also is known as Dr. Love. Dr. Love runs love cruises, Baby Planing Camps and was planning in 2004 to do an "edutainment" reality TV show called “Dr. Love’s Super Baby-Making Show”. This never materialized, perhaps because it went too far for “prudish” officials, despite Dr. Love’s assurance that it would be done very clinically. Hmmm, very romantic indeed.

And has all this government plotting worked? In 2003, Durex did a sexual habits survey amongst 34 nations and Singapore ranked last for the second consecutive time. With Singaporeans reported having sex less than 8 times per month on average or 96 times per year. For the curious, it was the Hungarians, fortified with spicy paprika that took first place with 152 rolls in the hay per year.

Alas, so sad to see the fine efforts of Single Desperate and Ugly produce such poor results. Perhaps the expert readers in the blogosphere can give some advice on how we can avoid a movie entitled, “The Last of the Singaporeans”.

"I am a Satire, yes?"


Becky Wolfe said...

This is very amusing. I always assumed Singapore was another 'over populated' country but its amusing that they put so much effort into bumping it up & its still totally futile.

I can see it as a trend in Canada too. A lot of us youngsters are getting married later & then waiting even longer to have a child, if we choose to have one at all.

I wonder what other governments are involved in the country's dating games. Very interesting. :)

Josie said...

LGS, this is a great post. I find it sort of ironic as well, considering the fact that during the 1970s (the so-called era of free love) family planning (i.e., abortion on demand) became acceptable in large parts of the world. I always figured it would have repercussions and I think now we are seeing those repercussions. Who would ever have thought governments would become involved in getting folks to procreate? Too funny.


Dave said...

LGS, I wonder why some countries have to slow down the baby-making process (China) when other countries encourage procreation. I suppose that culture and economics are two big factors.

I also wonder who these people are who actually count the number of roles in the hay they actually have in a year! lol

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Tai said...

I'm really really glad I'm Hungarian.
And interestingly enough, my (Hungarian) grandmother LOVED Pepe Le Pew.

Wonder if there's a connection there somewhere?

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Singapore does appear "over populated" because it has limited space and is crowded but that's because they have almost 2 million foreign workers including Malaysians.

indeed. In the 1970's, Singapore had a two child per couple campaign run by the government. It apparently was too successful.

Singapore has limited land so they did not want too many people but now that they are in negative growth, they rely too much on foreign workers and have allowed women in the army because there are insufficient males. Ironic indeed.

Hungarian? So how accurate was that survey? Hahaha. If it is true, I am just depressed. As for your grandmother loving Pepe, after all, "he is ze great lover, yes?"
Does being Hungarian partly answer the question about the sword?

Ellie said...

Very interesting post. I did like the graphics as well.

Have a blessed day, LGS,


East of Oregon said...

too funny!

Le Nightowl said...

I'm a fan of Tex Avery's characters.
Pepe le Pew, of course, but Droopy's my personal favourite one.

... I think Singaporeans need a major power outage :)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Hi ellie,
Thanks for the comments. Have a blessed day too.

east of oregon,
Nice to have you drop in again. Glad you liked it.

le nightowl,
I'm afraid Pepe was drawn by Chuck Jones (see last panel which has his autograph) but they're all good. Tex Avery was the one who started the exaggerated, eyes popping out, tongue rolling out and chin dropping to the floor actions. Droopy is also one of my favourites as is Deputy Dawg.

Le Nightowl said...

You're right of course, I stand corrected, I got confused somehow :)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

As I said, Chuck Jones and Tex Avery, pretty much the pioneers and both equally good. Hard to keep tabs on which critters belonged to which camp. I'd probably lose out to you if we had a pop quiz. Actually, i don't know who did Deputy Dawg but he looks a lot like Droopy.

nancycle said...

The 5C's ;)

Suffice it to say, we owned the Peanuts book "Happiness Is..."

Who knew a beagle could be so wise, a skunk so romantic and a cat so needy afterall.

nancycle said...

"we" being my family.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

we learn a lot from animals - real and imagined. Haha. You phrased it very nicely.

sexy said...


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